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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:59

Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What is your juiciest sex story?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?
share office space ...
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Still no good
No way
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
What would happen if Donald Trump forces Ukraine to a truce with Russia?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks