What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

What is your juiciest sex story?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Godfather of AI Alarmed as Advanced Systems Quickly Learning to Lie, Deceive, Blackmail and Hack - futurism.com

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

2025 NHL Draft: Reactions to the Penguins stocking up the cabinets in a big way - PensBurgh

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Adipisci omnis dolor vitae nulla explicabo tenetur.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Milwaukee-area family suing Children's Wisconsin after daughter's brain donation was lost - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

share office space ...

Still no good

Why does Biden not understand how the high inflation which he has caused in the last 2 1/2 years is making life difficult for retirees and seniors?

No way

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

What would happen if Donald Trump forces Ukraine to a truce with Russia?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks